October is right around the corner and that means you have about three and a half weeks to procrastinate and then freak out about not having a costume for Halloween. Don’t worry. We have you covered here at NCB. Here are the top sports-related costumes for Halloween 2012:
Costume Idea #1:
What you need:
- Dark-shaded glasses
- A walking cane
- A plain white or black hat
- A yellow handkerchief
- A black and white, vertically striped shirt
- Limited knowledge of the NFL rulebook
- Indecisiveness
Boom! You’re an NFL Replacement Ref
Costume Idea #2:
What you need:
- A leotard
- To know how to do The Dougie
- A sideways smirk
- Sex appeal that makes grown men uneasy
Boom! You’re McKayla Maroney
Costume Idea #3:
What you need:
- A neckbrace
- Fake scratches on your face
- A Papa Was A Rolling Stone type career path
- A Razorback hat
- A younger chick in business attire with you at all times
Boom! You’re Bobby Petrino
Costume Idea #4:
What you need:
- A black and gold football jersey with a number in between 1-39
- A football
- A walking boot
What you don’t need:
- Jewelry, specifically rings
Boom! You’re an Iowa Hawkeyes Running Back
- (photo via The Gazette)
Costume Idea #5:
What you need:
- Candy
- Bosses that look the other way
- A Penn State Sweater
OK I’ll stop here….
What are your sports-related costume ideas relevant to 2012? We’d love to hear them so be sure to comment in the comments section below.
This is absolutely hysterical! People at work are wondering why I’m laughing. I think I’m creeping them out … you know like Bobby Petrino luring McKayla Maroney in with candy and offering her a ride on his bike.
Thanks Parker. I could have listed a few more but we’ll see what the readers can come up with. The possibilities are almost endless.