Do you hear that? That harried breathing and furious keyboard clangor that’s building to a magnificently loud drum roll? That’s the nervous attempts at deletion as the alleged 37 Million Ashley Madison users attempt to mass delete any information they have up on the famously perverse affair-creation site.
Yes, Ashley Madison has been digitally broke into by a hacker group that is now threatening to mass-release all the information they have from all of the sites’ community. In working with this group, who identify themselves as The Impact Team, we were able to get the site’s most famous, most pervy, user’s information and now will be releasing it here. Eat your heart out, Gawker.
He identifies himself with the username “El Tigre” and he looks very familiar.