Football is awesome. Depending on who you ask, Fantasy Football is just as awesome. You know what’s NOT awesome? Hearing the same comments and “jokes” at every. single. bleepin’. draft.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy ridiculous puns and inside jokes as much as anyone. I just want a little variety and creativity, that’s all.
Here are just a few gems that you are guaranteed to hear at your draft (s) this year…
You should draft Tebow!
He’s probably going to draft… [insert instantly recognizable retired player here]
Oh my God! I can’t believe you drafted Tebow!
I was totally going to draft him! Good pick.
I already hate my team.
I can’t believe [insert player here] is still available!
In my other league… [insert anything involving your other league that NO ONE cares about here]
I never get the first pick!
Why does he use the ENTIRE time limit to draft someone! (Because somebody will inevitably use their ENTIRE time limit to draft someone)
We should make this league a PPR league.
I can’t believe you just took [insert kicker here] in the [insert any round but the last] round.
TJ hooshamozode … Hooshamazilly … Championship!
Randy moss? The receiver or the horse racing commentator?
This guy is a sleeper.
Quarterback is such a deep position.
I’ll bet you a case of beer that [insert bet here]
This is the year that Michael Vick/Darren McFadden/Reggie Bush comes through big time.
Thanks for playing fellas, but I’ve already won!
I think I’ll try drafting the entire [insert team here] offense.
What do you hear at every Fantasy Football draft you take part in? Let us know by leaving a comment below.