Derek J. Hernandez

The Haps – 4/11: Peyton Manning’s Prank, Jay-Z Calls Out Dweebs, The Whitest Photo Ever Taken


What’s the Haps for April 11th?

The best images from college basketball the last two months, Peyton plays a prank, Jay-Z calls out the dweebs and the whitest photo ever taken.

The Links –

The best college basketball photos from March and April

That Siva “Candy” photo is …well it’s something. Also, I would NOT mess with that lady officer in the Tom Crean photo. That is a woman right?

Peyton Manning plays funny joke on Eric Decker

Imagine if Peyton tried to pull this prank on, say, Sam Hurd? Hurd would be pushing more weight than (INSERT JOKE HERE) within 10 minutes of receiving this invoice.

Jay-Z drops a freestyle about his Nets ownership to address the dweebs

The song is meh and I’m not the biggest Jay-Z fan to begin with, but what are you doing even acknowledging the “dweebs” man? You turned that sliver of a percentage into multiple revenue streams. You good.

The GIF –

Messed around with some gif makers today and came up with this. Am I doing this right? Sorry Tate, I blew up your head. Be on the lookout for NCB becoming the SyFy of sports gifs – we’re going to be so bad at it, it’s going to be good!


The Pic – 

I present to you “The Whitest Picture Ever Taken” without comment. H/T Buzzfeed for this.

Whitest Picture Ever

The 90’s Joint –

Anytime Shanice is referenced on my Facebook timeline I’ve got to make mention of it somewhere. Plus, Talib Kweli referenced this song in “Hot Thing”.


[“The Haps” is a quick, casual and somewhat daily rundown of what interests Derek that particular day. His thoughts are his only and do not represent the NCB crew’s opinions as a whole, nor are they that interesting. Derek also has a weird obsession with 90’s Rap/R&B and insists on forcing his views on the time period on all those that will listen. Please help this feature become more coherent and entertaining by submitting your interesting links, videos, thoughts etc. to] 

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