Derek J. Hernandez

The Haps – 5/7 & 5/8: Tim Tebow’s Influence, Cuthbert’s Eye Roll, Guy Swallowed by Hippo

What was the Haps for May 7th & 8th?

Tebow’s influence, Bo Jackson’s scouting report, dude was swallowed by a hippo, a drunk guy hijacks a zamboni and T-Fraizer on the mic.

The Links –

Tim Tebow Is America’s Most Influential Athlete According to Forbes Poll

If by influential you mean (insert joke here).


Even back then you knew Bo knew.

Experience: I was swallowed by a hippo

These are the first words of this article: “The hippo who tried to kill me wasn’t a stranger…”. You know it’s gold.

Police: Drunk man hijacked Zamboni

I think we’ve all wanted to do this at one time.

Teacher, 28, dies after choking on hot dog at Cubs game


The Gif –

Those clever guys at The Big Lead won’t let me pull the gif, so here you go.  It’s Elisha Cuthbert, so click the damn link.

The 90’s Joint –

In honor of T-Frazier FINALLY being elected into the College Football Hall of Fame…

[“The Haps” is a quick, casual and somewhat daily rundown of what interests Derek that particular day. His thoughts are his only and do not represent the NCB crew’s opinions as a whole, nor are they that interesting. Derek also has a weird obsession with 90’s Rap/R&B and insists on forcing his views on the time period on all those that will listen. Please help this feature become more coherent and entertaining by submitting your interesting links, videos, thoughts etc. to] 

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