Derek J. Hernandez

The Haps – 3/26: Awkward MSU Prom Video, ESPN’s Terrible Writing

dan mullen funny face What’s the Haps for March 26th?

Crazy Nebraska fan ponies up on his Tattoo bet, Mississippi State’s awkward prom video, FGCU and Gay relations, and ESPN’s terrible writing.

The Links –

Fan Gets Nebraska Cornhuskers Logo Tattooed on His Ass (Photo)

Click the link if you must, but there’s no way I’m putting a dude’s @$$ on my site. The only way I’m doing this for my alma mater is if we win another national championship in my young life time. The dude’s got a terrible Twitter handle, but I got to give him props for being a man of his word.

MISSISSIPPI STATE WANTS TO ASK YOU TO PROM

Don’t let the title of this link fool you. This is basically like every other prom ever. You’ve got awkward looking white people dancing, the “cool” father figure guy (Mullen) there to greet you and the GOD DAMN Cupid Shuffle. This thing needs more cowbell.

“Official” FGCU Fan Twitter Account Tweets Gay Slurs

Official or not, the guy that runs this account picked the absolute worst day ever to post stuff like this. Equal sign, man. Equal sign.

The Pic –

I’m not the most creative guy in the world and I’ve had my share of misses, but cha’mon man. I know they have to churn out new content almost continually, but this is like Jay Leno levels of laziness. Plus, it doesn’t even make sense. How many players are excluded from having posters because they don’t play with Norris Cole? Jeebus.

h/t withleather.uproxx.com

h/t withleather.uproxx.com

 

The 90’s Joint –

RIP Ms. Aaliyah. I know Aaliyah was young AF in this video (R. Kelly + young Liyah = shenanigans), but there’s absolutely no reason this video should be in a high school gym. But it’s a 90’s joint so it’s all good.

[“The Haps” is a quick, casual and somewhat daily rundown of what interests Derek that particular day. His thoughts are his only and do not represent the NCB crew’s opinions as a whole, nor are they that interesting. Derek also has a weird obsession with 90’s Rap/R&B and insists on forcing his views on the time period on all those that will listen. Please help this feature become more coherent and entertaining by submitting your interesting links, videos, thoughts etc. to ncbsports@nocoastbias.com.] 

2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. feitcanwrite

    March 27, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    I am shocked *SHOCKED* that the worldwide leader would be lazy in anything – especially SportsCenter.

    Sincerely,

    Daily Tim Tebow updates

    • ncbsports

      March 28, 2013 at 7:08 am

      What are they going to do when Tebow’s playing in the CFL next season?

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