Texts From Last Night: Lonzo Ball Talks to Donald Trump Jr. Edition


In the age of smartphones and 24 hour news cycles, two sons have somehow managed to steal virtually all the headlines of the past few weeks: Lonzo Ball, he of the summer league triple doubles and non-wearing of his own shoes, and Donald Trump Jr., of the potentially colluding with Russian spies and not knowing that was super un-chill.

So what would happen if these two media magnets were actually in contact with one another? What would occur if the apex of the vortex of news media collided via text on July 14, 2017? Let’s find out.

(*Author’s note: I apologize for the quality, but screenshots like these cost a lot of money and Corey Lewandowski is lousy at subterfuge.)

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Chris Hatch is the content manager and senior writer for NoCoastBias.com.Contributor since: May 2012Present location: The 402Twitter: @burnpoetrySports Coverage: Anything but NASCARFavorite Sports Moment: Alex Henery's 57-yard Field goal against Colorado in 2008Chris Hatch’s sports “claims to fame” include:Winning a pleather-banded watch for taking first place in the 4xMile Relay at the Kansas Relays, walking past Ndamukong Suh outside a sandwich shop, and I once checked Joe Ganz's Dad into a hotel that I worked at.

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