“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” – Kyle Allen, Texas A&M Backup Quarterback
Your team is getting beat by 21 at the time? Ah, it’s no big deal. Take her back to A&M with you and show her the Aggie Way. He was probably telling her how he’s gonna wreck the SEC once Kenny Trill’s time is done. Definitely dropped Johnny Manziel’s name in there a couple of times too.
Kyle, people are gonna hate on you for “not staying in the game.” Screw ’em. When you’re a backup QB at a big name school you should only have 3 simple tasks. Hold the clipboard, tell everyone outside the team you’re a QB, and spit game with smokeshows on the sideline.
Keep doing you Youngblood.
To the attractive female:
Hi I’m Nate Vieira. I’d like to let you know that I just scored 4 TD’s in a flag football game today. If things don’t work out between you and Kyle Allen, I’m here to talk.
DM on twitter if you’d like