Sean Miller was sweatin’ the small stuff last night. And the big stuff. And pretty much just sweating a ton no matter what. The under-shirt-less coach of the Arizona Wildcats somehow managed to upstage any of the other spectacular first-round pyro-technics by pretty much looking like a cruise director wading through chest high water of a sinking Carnival Ship looking for any remaining passengers to evacuate.
So, it begs the question: what do you think Sean Miller most resembled last night? Since Richard Simmons is allegedly being held hostage in his home by a witch, it’s time for us to sweat to the Tourney with the Wildcats.
In the spirit of all things March Madness, we’ve created a bracket that I will update at the end of the day. Place your votes for the 1st Round Matchups.
5) An informant testifying against the mob in the 1980’s
6) Richard Nixon’s Sweat Coach for the 1960 Presidential Debates
Get your votes in and we’ll keep everyone updated.