Nick Saban’s Christmas Party Memo Has Been Leaked, Doesn’t Look Holly OR Jolly (Satire)


‘Tis the season for company Christmas parties or Holiday mixers or generically inoffensive winter festivities or whatever your company wants to call the force-fed morale booster they’re cramming down your gingerbread hole this year.

With all these different gatherings, it got us to wondering: what would the Christmas party look like at Alabama this year?

We were able to utilize a top secret source that we have, deep within the heart of the Crimson Tide organization (*Author’s note: code name, Kane Liffin) and have gained exclusive access to a recent interoffice memo from none other than Nick Saban, regarding the would-be festivities at the football offices in Tuscaloosa.  Take a look.


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Chris Hatch is the content manager and senior writer for since: May 2012Present location: The 402Twitter: @burnpoetrySports Coverage: Anything but NASCARFavorite Sports Moment: Alex Henery's 57-yard Field goal against Colorado in 2008Chris Hatch’s sports “claims to fame” include:Winning a pleather-banded watch for taking first place in the 4xMile Relay at the Kansas Relays, walking past Ndamukong Suh outside a sandwich shop, and I once checked Joe Ganz's Dad into a hotel that I worked at.

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