Nick Saban’s Christmas Party Memo Has Been Leaked, Doesn’t Look Holly OR Jolly (Satire)

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‘Tis the season for company Christmas parties or Holiday mixers or generically inoffensive winter festivities or whatever your company wants to call the force-fed morale booster they’re cramming down your gingerbread hole this year.

With all these different gatherings, it got us to wondering: what would the Christmas party look like at Alabama this year?

We were able to utilize a top secret source that we have, deep within the heart of the Crimson Tide organization (*Author’s note: code name, Kane Liffin) and have gained exclusive access to a recent interoffice memo from none other than Nick Saban, regarding the would-be festivities at the football offices in Tuscaloosa.  Take a look.

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Chris Hatch is the content manager and senior writer for NoCoastBias.com.Contributor since: May 2012Present location: The 402Twitter: @burnpoetrySports Coverage: Anything but NASCARFavorite Sports Moment: Alex Henery's 57-yard Field goal against Colorado in 2008Chris Hatch’s sports “claims to fame” include:Winning a pleather-banded watch for taking first place in the 4xMile Relay at the Kansas Relays, walking past Ndamukong Suh outside a sandwich shop, and I once checked Joe Ganz's Dad into a hotel that I worked at.

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