It’s too bad we can’t blame the replacement refs for losing in fantasy football, right? The league is open, so feel free to take a look at the scoreboard and teams right here. Let’s see what happened this week:
Dirty Birds vs. Replacement Officials (77-85)
Officials took this one strictly on the strength of A.J. Green’s 25 points this week. In fact, only Wes Welker and the Cardinals D/ST put up enough points to even be worth while. Aaron Rodgers was maybe not the best first pick overall. Birds’ only player worth mentioning was Detroit kicker Jason Hanson. 18 points.
MEXtra Pointz vs. Lincoln Cowfish (59-61)
PILLOWFIGHT OF THE WEEK
What embarrassing scores. MEXtra really got screwed over by running backs Shonne Greene and Frank Gore, who combined for eight points. Cowfish squeaks by with Michael Bush on Flex, but how much longer will the Bears start him?
Cromartie Kidz vs. D’s Nuts (52-139)
Yikes. Heads up Cromartie, I dropped the Lions D/ST (they put up -2 this week). Nuts somehow had three players that put up 24 points with RGIII, Mojo, and Andre Brown. The Bears D/ST put up 23 for him, too. This team is scary-looking.
Virginia Beach Cornhawks vs. Blue Bengals (106-73)
This win was all Torrey Smith. 24 points. Very few weak links on the Cornhawks team. That said, Bengals still drafted Chris Johnson.
Rollin’ Up Blounts vs. Monstah Lobstah (90-77)
Blounts has Jamaal Charles and that is literally all that was needed to win fantasy football this week in any league. Lobstah on the other hand, had the weakest combined showing at kicker and D/ST. Bryant was down this week, sure. But Colts D/ST?
Team Pymps vs. Steeler Virginity (52-116)
Team Pymps might go winless this season. Virginity is always solid (yeah, it is). Big Ben, Megatron and Mike Wallace just lit up the fantasy scoreboards this weekend.
Show me your TDs vs. Team leftcoastbias (73-80)
GAME OF THE WEEK
TDs had previously been undefeated and putting up monster points. Neither team was as good as previous weeks, but it needs to be noted that leftcoastbias’ bench put up as much as his starters. Ray Rice gets the credit.
Highest scoring team: D’s Nuts
Lowest scoring team: TIE Team Pymps and Cromartie Kidz
Highest scoring rusher: Jamaal Charles (Rollin’ Up Blounts) — 34 points
Highest scoring passer: Ben Roethlisberger (Steeler Virginity) — 31 points
Worst play this week: Lions D/ST (Cromartie Kidz) — -2 points
Average team score: 81.5 points