Andrew Cumbee

No Coast Bias Fantasy League Recap — Week 3

“Get off me!” — US Presswire

It’s too bad we can’t blame the replacement refs for losing in fantasy football, right? The league is open, so feel free to take a look at the scoreboard and teams right here. Let’s see what happened this week:

Dirty Birds vs. Replacement Officials (77-85)

Officials took this one strictly on the strength of A.J. Green’s 25 points this week. In fact, only Wes Welker and the Cardinals D/ST put up enough points to even be worth while. Aaron Rodgers was maybe not the best first pick overall. Birds’ only player worth mentioning was Detroit kicker Jason Hanson. 18 points.

MEXtra Pointz vs. Lincoln Cowfish (59-61)


What embarrassing scores. MEXtra really got screwed over by running backs Shonne Greene and Frank Gore, who combined for eight points. Cowfish squeaks by with Michael Bush on Flex, but how much longer will the Bears start him?

Cromartie Kidz vs. D’s Nuts (52-139)


Yikes. Heads up Cromartie, I dropped the Lions D/ST (they put up -2 this week). Nuts somehow had three players that put up 24 points with RGIII, Mojo, and Andre Brown. The Bears D/ST put up 23 for him, too. This team is scary-looking.

Virginia Beach Cornhawks vs. Blue Bengals (106-73)

This win was all Torrey Smith. 24 points. Very few weak links on the Cornhawks team. That said, Bengals still drafted Chris Johnson.

Rollin’ Up Blounts vs. Monstah Lobstah (90-77)

Blounts has Jamaal Charles and that is literally all that was needed to win fantasy football this week in any league. Lobstah on the other hand, had the weakest combined showing at kicker and D/ST. Bryant was down this week, sure. But Colts D/ST?

Team Pymps vs. Steeler Virginity (52-116)

Team Pymps might go winless this season. Virginity is always solid (yeah, it is). Big Ben, Megatron and Mike Wallace just lit up the fantasy scoreboards this weekend.

Show me your TDs vs. Team leftcoastbias (73-80)


TDs had previously been undefeated and putting up monster points. Neither team was as good as previous weeks, but it needs to be noted that leftcoastbias’ bench put up as much as his starters. Ray Rice gets the credit.


Highest scoring team: D’s Nuts

Lowest scoring team: TIE Team Pymps and Cromartie Kidz

Highest scoring rusher: Jamaal Charles (Rollin’ Up Blounts) — 34 points

Highest scoring passer: Ben Roethlisberger (Steeler Virginity) — 31 points

Worst play this week: Lions D/ST (Cromartie Kidz) — -2 points

Average team score: 81.5 points



  1. ncbsoto

    September 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Good job on the league recap, look forward to this every week!

  2. Derek Hernandez

    September 26, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Anyone have an explanation for the phantom scoring adjustments from Sunday to Monday? I noticed I went from winning by 1 to losing by 2. LAME.

    • Andrew Cumbee

      September 26, 2012 at 5:25 pm

      Hmm…do you know which player it was? Yahoo always has a posting for what they changed. Yeah…’cause it’s better than ESPN. Just saying!

      • Derek Hernandez

        September 26, 2012 at 7:37 pm

        I agree Yahoo > ESPN. I checked out Yahoo and there were no stat corrections for week 3 there either. I celebrated my supposed 62-61 win after that Ravens/Patriots game and then I wake up on Monday and I lost. Wack sauce.

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