“Keep it on the down Lo (lo), nobody has to know.”
I’ll stop before I steal any more lines from the Pied Piper of R&B’s catalog but the point of the song resonates with Detriot Lions star Ndamukong Suh and Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones . . . at least allegedly.
Depending on the time of day and website you’re referencing, they are either an item or just friends. MediaTakeOut.com was first to break the news that the two star athletes were dating. According to their “snitch,” the two ” . . . have been kickin’ it for a while, and they are serious. [Ndamukong Suh] is very religious too, and respectful . . . they make a great couple.”
However, Jones was quick to refute the rumors. Lolo told ESPN Playbook that she and Suh, ” . . . are not currently dating. However, if the Lions win the Super Bowl and he wants to use the ring to propose to me, then we’ll see.” They also share the same agent and have been spotted at other events together before.
True or not, the rumors have opened the flood gates for bad jokes over at NCB. See for yourself:
“Blaine Gabbert, Colt McCoy and Lolo Jones suddenly all have something in common.” - Brandon Cavanaugh
“Did you know his name means house of spears?” – Andrew Cumbee in reference to the nauseating amount of times this is brought up during any games Suh is playing in
“Beauty and the beast!” – Brian Brashaw
“What would their celeb couples name be? NdamuLo…LoKong…SuhLo?? I like SuhLo b/c you can hashtag it like #yolo” – Steven Edge
And then there’s this gem:
“Since they’re both waiting for marriage, would that make him Hand Suhlo?” - J Parker Adair