Derek J. Hernandez

The Haps – 10/8: Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Star In Hot Pockets Commercial, The Quarterback Internet Hate Index

What’s The Haps for October 8th?

Someone tries to make sense of our NFL quarterback hating, the Presidents Cup Streaker speaks, Steph Curry does a booty-shaking dance, and Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg get their Hot Pocket on in a new commercial.

The Links –

The Quarterback Internet Hate Index: How much do we hate QBs, and how wrong are we?

Yes, Gabbert sucks.

Presidents Cup Streaker: “I Wanted To Add A Little Excitement To Golf”

Spice up your life!

The United Sports of America – If each state could have only one sport, what would it be?

I’m just glad my home state didn’t end up with some weird sport like Pogs.

NFL to Scrap Pink Penalty Flags 

I’m not a fan of all the pink to begin with.

Ricky Williams: Marijuana for me was like spinach for Popeye

*Immediately puts five on it*

The Clips (NOT Clipse) –

Stephen Curry Does A Booty Shaking Celebration Dance For Capri Sun

The Internets Are About To Break From This Hot Pockets Commercial Featuring Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg

ESPN’s College GameDay Unveils Hilarious “Believe It Or Not” Commercial

Your Random ’90s Joint –

[“The Haps” is a quick, casual and somewhat daily rundown of what interests Derek that particular day. His thoughts are his only and do not represent the NCB crew’s opinions as a whole, nor are they that interesting. Derek also has a weird obsession with 90’s Rap/R&B and insists on forcing his views on the time period on all those that will listen. Please help this feature become more coherent and entertaining by submitting your interesting links, videos, thoughts etc. to]



  1. JP

    October 8, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    I haven’t eaten a Hot Pocket since I was 20 and made $5 an hour. I highly doubt that Kate has ever let one of those shitty creations touch her lips, and are they marketing to stoners as well? The sheep looked extremely high and Snoop is the “baker”? Terrible food that spent way too much on their advertising budget. I do dig the 90s joint today though! You can never have enough Mystikal!
    (Listen to Jim Gaffigan if you think hot pockets are good)

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