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If Rappers played for their Favorite Teams

I was sitting around listening to music and fiending for football to start when I got to thinking.  What if my favorite rappers played for their favorite football team?

I incorporated 2 of my 4-ish favorite things in the world – football and hip hop –  into one post.  For the most part, I put rappers on their hometown and/or favorite teams.  However, there are a few exceptions.  So you’ll just have to deal with those.  Enjoy.

And no need to make fun of the photoshop skills.  Trust me, I’m aware….of how awesome they are.

NFC

East

?uestlove & Black Thought of the Roots, and The Fresh Prince

?uestlove & Black Thought of the Roots, and The Fresh Prince

D.O.C. yelling at Big Lurch for eating that chick while high on PCP.  Too soon?

On the Cowboys sideline, here’s D.O.C. yelling at Big Lurch for eating that chick while high on PCP. Too soon?

Pharoahe Monch from Queens reppin' the Giants

Pharoahe Monch from Queens reppin’ the Giants

Wale playing for the Redskins or team name TBD

Wale playing for the Redskins (or team name TBD)

North

Lil' Wayne is a die-hard cheese head, although he's from nowhere near Wisconsin.

Lil’ Wayne is a die-hard cheese head, although he’s from nowhere near Wisconsin.

Kanye and Lupe representing Chi-town.

Kanye and Lupe representing Chi-town.

Eminem playing QB for the Lions.

Eminem playing QB for the Lions.

Slug taking a break from Ant and Atmosphere on Sundays to come play RB for the Vikes.

Slug taking a break from Ant and Atmosphere on Sundays to come play RB for the Vikes.

South

NORTH CAROLINA! Petey Pablo decided to keep his shirt on while jokin' with Cam.

NORTH CAROLINA! Petey Pablo decided to keep his shirt on and not spin it around like a helicopter while jokin’ with Cam.

Master P and the No Limit Crew reppin' NOLA.  Mystikal, C Murder and Sillk the Shocker on the sideline.

Master P and the No Limit Crew reppin’ NOLA. Mystikal, C Murder and Sillk the Shocker on the sideline.

Stic.man of Dead Prez fame is from the Tampa area.  Lookin' stacked like Lavonte here.

Stic.man of Dead Prez fame is from the Tampa area. Lookin’ stacked like Lavonte here.

Quite the compilation on the Falcon's sideline.  Featuring Cee-Lo, Big Boi, Andre 3000, T.I., B.O.B. and Luda.

Quite the compilation on the Falcon’s sideline. Featuring Cee-Lo, Big Boi, Andre 3000, T.I., B.O.B. and Luda.

West

Sir Mix-a-lot lookin' at Macklemore like he's crazy at the Clink.

Sir Mix-a-lot lookin’ at Macklemore like he’s crazy at the Clink.

E-40 looking happy to be a part of the 9ers new receiving corp.

E-40 looking happy to be a part of the 9ers new receiving corp.

Ok - this one I cheated on.  No [famous] rappers are Cards fans.  So AZ fit the bill solely by matching the state abbreviation of Arizona.  I'm sure he's been there on tour once or twice so it counts, right?

Ok – this one I cheated on. No [famous] rappers are from Arizona or are Cards fans. So AZ fit the bill solely by matching the state abbreviation of Arizona. I’m sure he’s been there on tour once or twice so it counts, right?

This one fit wayyy too perfectly.  He's even wearing the strip under his eye already.  Plus, know Nelly's a good RB since we say The Longest Yard (part deux).

This one fit wayyy too perfectly. He’s even wearing the strip under his eye already. Plus, we already know Nelly’s a good ballplayer since we saw The Longest Yard (part deux).

AFC

East

R.I.P. Guru.  Boston born and looks good in Patriots blue.

R.I.P. Guru. Boston born and looks good in Patriots blue.

Trick Daddy and Rick Ross on the sideline for the fish.

Trick Daddy and Rick Ross on the sideline for the fish.  Those shoulder pads really hide Ross’ man-boobs well.

ATCQ's Phife Dawg is a Jets fan, as well as Jay-Z.  Sorry you had to be Sanchez, Hov.  Actually, sorry not sorry.

ATCQ’s Phife Dawg is a Jets fan, as well as Jay-Z. Sorry you had to be Sanchez, Hov. Actually, sorry not sorry.

No rappers like to represent Upstate NY either.  So these are the literal Bills (aka Ill Bill & Bushwick Bill)

No rappers like to represent Upstate NY either. So these are the literal Bills (aka Ill Bill & Bushwick Bill)

North

Cincinnati's own Hi-Tek catchin' passes for the Bengals.

Cincinnati’s own Hi-Tek catchin’ passes for the Bengals.

Black n Yellow, Black n Yellow.  Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg headed to the locker room after a big win for the Steelers.

Black n Yellow, Black n Yellow. Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg headed to the locker room after a big win for the Steelers.

So for some reason the AFC teams were a little tougher.  Cheated here, too.  Charlie Baltimore playing QB for the Ravens.  Get it?

So for some reason the AFC teams were a little tougher. Cheated here, too. Charlie Baltimore playing QB for the Ravens. Get it?

Krayzie, Layzie, Bizzy, Wish, Flesh.  Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - "Cleveland is the city where we come from".

Krayzie, Layzie, Bizzy, Wish, Flesh. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony – “Cleveland is the city where we come from”.

South

Indy's tough.  We got Babyface, the R&B singer, and Mike Epps, the honorary-for-this-post hip hopper (he was in Next Friday with Cube so I'm rollin' with it).

Indy’s tough. We got Babyface, the R&B singer, and Mike Epps, the honorary-for-this-post hip hopper (he was in Next Friday with Cube so I’m rollin’ with it).

Three-6-Mafia from Memphis walking off the field after the game.

Three-6-Mafia from Memphis walking off the field after the game.

Mase was born in Jacksonville and lived there til age 5.  So it counts.  Nobody else is from that area.  So let's pretend he's a Jags fan.  He'd forgive me....HA. Get it?

Mase was born in Jacksonville and lived there til age 5.  So it counts.  Nobody else is from that area.  So let’s pretend he’s a Jags fan.  He’d forgive me….HA.  Get it?

Scarface and UGK from Screwston, Texas representing the Texans.  R.I.P. Pimp C.

Scarface and UGK from Houston, Texas representing the Texans.  R.I.P. Pimp C.

West

For as big of a town as Denver is, we're somehow stuck with the Flo-bots as the Broncos.

For as big of a town as Denver is, we’re somehow stuck with the Flo-bots as the Broncos.

Tech N9ne playing running back for the Chiefs.  KC, MO whoooaaa.

Tech N9ne playing running back for the Chiefs. KC, MO whoooaaa.

Nobody from San Diego really either.  So we got Nick Cannon for his role in Wild n' Out on the sideline with Coach Carey.

Nobody from San Diego really either. So we got Nick Cannon for his role in Wild n’ Out on the sideline with Coach Carey.

Ice Cube and Too Short, 2 of the most famous Raiders fans, suit up as RBs for Oakland.

Ice Cube and Too Short, 2 of the most famous Raiders fans, suit up as RBs for Oakland.

 

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