Attention all! Danica Patrick is divorced after being married for 7 years to someone who shouldn’t even have had a chance. And since I was first to call “Dibs,” I now lay claim to racing goddess. I would like to start by bragging about which is mine through a series of provocative photos. It is I for whom she will be screaming, “Go Daddy!” to in her boudoir.
Creep now or forever hold your piece!
You’re welcome and, now, carry on with your day.