The Nebraska Cornhuskers’ football season is a mere 21 days away. If this doesn’t get your crunk meter rocketing directly into the red (*Author’s note: pun very much intended. Hiii-ooooh) then I don’t know what will.
We’re so close we can almost taste the beer, the smoke coming off the grill wafting through a gentle September breeze, and the pungent, bitter taste of having zero idea what to expect from our team.
But we’re still far enough away that we might as well not come too hard with any form of rational analysis or predictions. With that being said, here’s some Sub-Par Husker Wall Art based on some of the cliche-est stuff I’ve seen around.